Vegas

Just thought I should inform you all that I went to Vegas last weekend.  In general, it was a pretty standard Vegas weekend trip but I will quickly fill you in on some minor details that you may find funny of interesting.

1)  Diddy was at the club we attended on Saturday night.  Not performing, just chillin and getting weird as you can see him doing in this iPhone photo below in which he is standing on a table pumping up the crowd.  At one point I was 10 ft from him and so I can confirm it definitely was him and not just rumor.

2)  Our group got weirder than Diddy.  The first hour at this club we had a dance circle going and just went HAM.

3)  We did the usual gambling (in our case Roulette and Blackjack) but thanks to the following anecdote I only spent $100 on the weekend including gambling, food, clubs etc.  My buddy Evan's mom gave him $20 and asked him to put it on 7 on roulette.  When he went to do it the table min was $25 so I gave him a $5.  The motherfucker hit (37:1 odds for those not familiar with roulette, 1-36, 0 and 00 on the board).  They pay out 35x for that win.  So we started the weekend with Evan winning $700 and me $175.  It was crazy.  We both ran away from the table and back we were so jacked.  The dealer was named Angel.  We couldn't lose....til I did most of the rest of the weekend.

4) Compliments of my other buddy Mike on the trip, the drink of choice on the trip was a Dirty Girlscout.  It involves someone pouring chocolate syrup in your mouth followed by peppermint schnapps.  You then shake it around in your mouth and swallow.  Basically an alcoholic peppermint patty.  You can see one being administered below (Mike pouring; Evan the blonde one on the bottom of the pile.

5)  I passed out early on Friday but made up for it with a 5am night on Saturday.  However, the pass out on Friday led to the girl whose birthday we were there for calling me a pussy repeatedly.  

6)  There was 1 single girl on the trip.  On Saturday I slept in the same bed with her and she had been flirting all weekend so I went to make a move.  She said there was some guy.  Biggest tease ever.  She also just generally kinda sucked but was cute at least and seemed down.  Turns out she couldn't even get that right.  Still riding post grad dryspell.  I hate girls (exception for J and Dre obviously).

7) The 5 hour drives both there and back with my buddies was hilarious and super fun.  Made me wish we could all do something like that.  

Missing everyone,

Matt