School of Life

So Jane and I were discussing opening a School of Life.  I was going to respond to her with an example of a first semester schedule but thought this could be fun for everyone to get involved with.  Here is my start to the course catalog at the School of Life:

1. Expos 140: Tweeting Basics

2. Music 143: Sex Jams

3. The Written and Oral Drunken Word (meets foreign language requirement)

4. Anatomy A: Ass Man vs. Tit Man vs. Yes Size Matters

5. Philosophy 101: An Understanding of Medium Serious

I leave the floor to the rest of you.